March 2012
Walking with Friends
totally-relatable:
Expectations:
Reality:
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February 2012
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness but of power....”
– Washington Irving (via forever-and-alwayss)
Clockwork Princess spoiler
cassandraclare:
“A very magnanimous statement, Gideon,” said Magnus.
“I’m Gabriel.”
Magnus waved a hand. “All Lightwoods look the same to me.”
most-awkward-moments:
now that i think about it
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
awildgayappears:
i get my tans from the computer monitor
“In that second what Soda and Dally and Two-Bit had been trying to tell me came...”
– S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders
Pg. 87-88
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
That awkward moment when you’re taking a bite of...
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That moment when you’re nice to someone, and they...
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Can I just quit school and travel the world?