February 2012
Clockwork Princess spoiler
cassandraclare:
“A very magnanimous statement, Gideon,” said Magnus.
“I’m Gabriel.”
Magnus waved a hand. “All Lightwoods look the same to me.”
most-awkward-moments:
now that i think about it
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
awildgayappears:
i get my tans from the computer monitor
“In that second what Soda and Dally and Two-Bit had been trying to tell me came...”
– S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders
Pg. 87-88
(via theghostking)
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
That awkward moment when you’re taking a bite of...
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That moment when you’re nice to someone, and they...
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Can I just quit school and travel the world?
Those couples who make out in front of you like...
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mom: i don't understand what you do on the internet all the time
me: yeah neither do i